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Membership

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The Founders Club closes at 250 members. Everything in it stays yours for as long as you're active.

Limited — first 250
Founders Club
Pre-launch. Closes at 250 members.
$49/ month
  • Lifetime Founding Member status
  • One free Blue-Level assembly (worth approximately $59)
  • 15% off all services for the first year
  • Locked-in membership pricing for as long as you remain active
  • Priority scheduling
  • Early access to new services
  • Exclusive Founder's gift
  • Referral rewards ($25 credit per successful referral)
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Ultimate Ease
Standard membership, available at launch.
$99/ month
  • Any 1 Category item / month
  • Free delivery, pick-up & drop-off (within 15 miles)
  • Priority scheduling
  • Unlimited priority support
  • 25% off additional services (same month)
  • Roll-over assemblies (up to 2 months)
  • White-glove placement & styling
  • Personal ScrewIt Rep (concierge)

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Membership Plans

A subscription that sells peace of mind.

Perfect for busy parents, renters, seniors, stay-at-home moms, landlords, and home-based professionals.

Founding member rate
Ultimate Ease
Any 1 Category item assembly / month · free delivery · priority scheduling · 25% off additional services
$99/mo
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What the membership covers

Both plans, line by line. Founders Club is open to the first 250 members only; Ultimate Ease is the standard membership at launch.

Founders Club
First 250 members
$49/mo
Founders Club — what is included at $49 per month
Lifetime Founding Member StatusIncluded
Locked-In Founder's PricingIncluded
Priority SchedulingIncluded
One FREE Blue-Level AssemblyIncluded
Free Pick-Up & Delivery (First Service)Included
Exclusive Founder's Welcome GiftIncluded
$25 Referral CreditIncluded
15% Off Additional Services (Year One)Included
Early Access to New ServicesIncluded
VIP Customer SupportIncluded
Exclusive Partner DiscountsIncluded
Insider UpdatesIncluded

Pre-launch only. Founder pricing stays locked for as long as your membership remains active.

Ultimate Ease
Standard membership
$99/mo
Ultimate Ease — what is included at $99 per month
Assemblies IncludedAny 1 Category Item / Month
Free DeliveryIncluded
Pick-up & Drop-off (within 15 miles)Included
Priority SchedulingIncluded
Unlimited Priority SupportIncluded
Discount on Additional Services25% Off within the same month
Annual Inspection/Tune-Up of Past Assemblies (5 years)Not included
Membership SharingNot included
Loyalty RewardsIncluded
Roll-Over AssembliesUp to 2 months
Referral Bonus1 free assembly per qualified referral
Express 24-Hour TurnaroundNot included
Seasonal Maintenance CheckNot included
Family & Friends DiscountNot included
White-Glove Placement & StylingIncluded
Storage & Staging ServiceNot included
Emergency Evening/Weekend ServiceNot included
Partner Perks ProgramNot included
Eco-Perk: Packaging Disposal & RecyclingIncluded
Personal ScrewIt Rep (Concierge)Included

Discounts apply to services booked within the same month. Referral bonus: 1 free assembly per qualified referral.

If You Don't Want to Do It, ScrewIt!

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Frequently Asked Questions

One-time assembly is grouped by build size:

  • $59: Small furniture and home essentials such as end tables, nightstands, chairs, and small bookshelves (typically 15-45 minutes).
  • $99: Standard furniture and nursery items such as dressers, cribs, desks, and dining tables (typically 45-90 minutes).
  • $149: Large furniture and premium assembly such as platform beds, bunk beds, wall units, and large entertainment centers (typically 90-240+ minutes).
  • Delivery pricing is not included.
  • Commercial installations, closet systems, Murphy beds, outdoor structures, multi-room packages, office relocations, and moving disassembly/reassembly require a custom quote.

Most projects are completed within 24 to 72 hours from pickup to delivery.

We assemble beds, desks, dressers, tables, shelving, entertainment centers, office furniture, outdoor furniture, and more.

Yes. We can pick up furniture from participating retailers or receive shipments directly at our assembly hub.

We quality check all items upon receipt and notify you immediately if damage is found before assembly begins.

Yes. We take every precaution to protect your furniture during pickup, assembly, storage, and delivery.

Yes. We dispose of boxes and packaging materials as part of our white glove service.

Absolutely. We'll coordinate delivery windows that fit your schedule.

Yes. You'll receive status updates throughout the pickup, assembly, and delivery process.

Yes. Our membership plans provide discounted assembly services, priority scheduling, and added convenience.