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A subscription that sells peace of mind.

Perfect for busy parents, renters, seniors, stay-at-home moms, landlords, and home-based professionals.

Founding member rate
Ultimate Ease
Any 1 Category item assembly / month · free delivery · priority scheduling · 25% off additional services
$99/mo
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What the membership covers

Everything Ultimate Ease includes, line by line. Looking for the Founders Club? It has its own page.

Ultimate Ease
Standard membership
$99/mo
Ultimate Ease: what is included at $99 per month
Assemblies IncludedAny 1 Category Item / Month
Free DeliveryIncluded
Pick-up & Drop-off (within 15 miles)Included
Priority SchedulingIncluded
Unlimited Priority SupportIncluded
Discount on Additional Services25% Off within the same month
Annual Inspection/Tune-Up of Past Assemblies (5 years)Not included
Membership SharingNot included
Loyalty RewardsIncluded
Roll-Over AssembliesUp to 2 months
Referral Bonus1 free assembly per qualified referral
Express 24-Hour TurnaroundNot included
Seasonal Maintenance CheckNot included
Family & Friends DiscountNot included
White-Glove Placement & StylingIncluded
Storage & Staging ServiceNot included
Emergency Evening/Weekend ServiceNot included
Partner Perks ProgramNot included
Eco-Perk: Packaging Disposal & RecyclingIncluded
Personal ScrewIt Rep (Concierge)Included

Discounts apply to services booked within the same month. Referral bonus: 1 free assembly per qualified referral.

A La Carte

One-time assembly, priced by build size.

No membership needed. Enter your assembly product and get your pricing tier.

Small Build
$59Typically 15–45 minutes

Small furniture and home essentials such as end tables, nightstands, chairs, and small bookshelves.

Medium Build
$99Typically 45–90 minutes

Standard furniture and nursery items such as dressers, cribs, desks, and dining tables.

Large Build
$149Typically 90–240+ minutes

Large furniture and premium assembly such as platform beds, bunk beds, wall units, and large entertainment centers.

Delivery pricing is not included. Commercial installations, closet systems, Murphy beds, outdoor structures, multi-room packages, office relocations, and moving disassembly/reassembly require a custom quote.

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Frequently Asked Questions

One-time assembly is grouped by build size:

  • $59: Small furniture and home essentials such as end tables, nightstands, chairs, and small bookshelves (typically 15-45 minutes).
  • $99: Standard furniture and nursery items such as dressers, cribs, desks, and dining tables (typically 45-90 minutes).
  • $149: Large furniture and premium assembly such as platform beds, bunk beds, wall units, and large entertainment centers (typically 90-240+ minutes).
  • Delivery pricing is not included.
  • Commercial installations, closet systems, Murphy beds, outdoor structures, multi-room packages, office relocations, and moving disassembly/reassembly require a custom quote.

Most projects are completed within 24 to 72 hours from pickup to delivery.

We assemble beds, desks, dressers, tables, shelving, entertainment centers, office furniture, outdoor furniture, and more.

Yes. We can pick up furniture from participating retailers or receive shipments directly at our assembly hub.

We quality check all items upon receipt and notify you immediately if damage is found before assembly begins.

Yes. We take every precaution to protect your furniture during pickup, assembly, storage, and delivery.

Yes. We dispose of boxes and packaging materials as part of our white glove service.

Absolutely. We'll coordinate delivery windows that fit your schedule.

Yes. You'll receive status updates throughout the pickup, assembly, and delivery process.

Yes. Our membership plans provide discounted assembly services, priority scheduling, and added convenience.